Sunday, August 12, 2007

Johnny and the phantom pee-er

Amanda awoke the other day and went into the laundry room to feed Dex and smelled pee. Not unusual at our house as the phantom pee-er often forgets to flush the toilet.

Amanda opens the lid, no pee.

She looks at the clothes on the laundry room floor. No suspect clothes.

Notices the dryer door is open and yep... pee in the dryer.

Now at this time, Robby is gone to friends house, Abby would have difficulty accomplishing this and Kenny pretty much gets a pass. So that leaves Johnny.

Interrogations begins:

Amanda: Johnny, did you pee in the dryer?
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.
Amanda: You didn't see him?
Johnny: Nope.
Amanda: Why did you pee in the dryer?
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.
Amanda: Johnny, I know you did it.
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.
Amanda: Why did you leave the door open?
Johnny: I don't know.
Amanda: So you did pee in the dryer?
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.

Bottom line: Johnny gets 2 disciplines. One for peeing in the dryer and one for lying. :(

What makes kids do these things? Probably a waste of time to try and figure out the why.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Yet another funny wootism

I tried not to laugh outloud, but sadly, I did...

A Little Component Audio System Goes A Long Way

Some people are so insecure about certain personal deficiencies that they’ll go to any lengths to compensate, no matter how dangerous or irrational. They’ll drive at hazardous speeds, play endless guitar solos, or make foolish misjudgments of their own fighting abilities. Or they’ll cram their bedroom, dorm room, or office with absurdly oversized stereo equipment. But none of it will fill the void in their souls (or anywhere else). Sad, really.

But not you, right? You’ve got nothing to compensate for, no nagging feelings of inadequacy to banish. That’s why the JVC UX-N1W Micro Component System is just right for you. It puts the “compact” in “compact disc player” and the “tiny” in “tiny but powerful speakers.” If you’re into digital music smoothed out on the MP3 tip, take your pick between MP3 CD playback capability or a front input for your MP3 player. Either way, the JVC UX-N1W is just the right size for you – assuming everything else of yours is the right size, too.