Discussions you never imagined you'd have...

Do you ever have a conversation and while it's goin on you are thinking in your head, " I can't believe this conversation is happening!" I was lucky enough to have one with Johnny tonight.

After getting home from work, I was fixing dinner and heading to the pantry closet... for those of you who have never been to our house this closet is in our half bath/laundry room right around the corner from the kitchen...

Johnny is sitting there doing some business and the conversation starts

J: Daddy?
Me: yup
J: What are you doing?
Me: Making dinner
J: I've got a big poop coming...
Me: That's nice.
J: Do you want to hear it splash?
Me: No, not really
J: Are you sure it's going to be cool?
Me: I'm pretty sure
J: Do you want to cook it?
Me: Cook what?
J: My poop!
Me: What did you say?
J: MY POOP!
Me: No way you are gross!
J: [boyish laughter]

A minute later as I'm now in the kitchen:
J: Daddy!
Me: What?
J: Come look at my poop!
Me: No way!
J: Please it's really big! Like a snake!
Me: What kind of snake? A garter snake or anaconda?
J: Ummmmm Ummmmm I don't know. But a big snake! Please come see it!
Me: Fine
J: See it is really big!
Me: Yup, do you want me to get camera?
J: Yes
Me: No way, I was just kidding...
J: Please (many times)
Me: No (many times)

J: Daddy
Me: Yup?
J: Was that a man poop?
Me: Yes Johnny that was man poop!
J: [proudly] Cool!

So now all of you ladies should have a better grasp of how man's brain works and the types of goals and ambitions we aspire to.

Anyone else have these conversations?

Aren't you glad I didn't get the camera???????

Next American Idol is...

Abby Teis!!! Complete with her own original songs and lyrics!

And in her encore performance she is joined by back up dancer Kenny!