Johnny and the phantom pee-er

Amanda awoke the other day and went into the laundry room to feed Dex and smelled pee. Not unusual at our house as the phantom pee-er often forgets to flush the toilet.

Amanda opens the lid, no pee.

She looks at the clothes on the laundry room floor. No suspect clothes.

Notices the dryer door is open and yep... pee in the dryer.

Now at this time, Robby is gone to friends house, Abby would have difficulty accomplishing this and Kenny pretty much gets a pass. So that leaves Johnny.

Interrogations begins:

Amanda: Johnny, did you pee in the dryer?
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.
Amanda: You didn't see him?
Johnny: Nope.
Amanda: Why did you pee in the dryer?
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.
Amanda: Johnny, I know you did it.
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.
Amanda: Why did you leave the door open?
Johnny: I don't know.
Amanda: So you did pee in the dryer?
Johnny: I didn't see who peed in the dryer.

Bottom line: Johnny gets 2 disciplines. One for peeing in the dryer and one for lying. :(

What makes kids do these things? Probably a waste of time to try and figure out the why.